Synopsis:
Not all swimsuits are created equal.

Each year, the nation’s top sports magazines send the world’s top supermodels to exotic locations to shoot a swimsuit issue. This is not their story.

“Swimsuit: The Movie” is a hilarious Baywatch/Sports Illustrated parody about a group of models shooting a swimsuit calendar for Allway Chemical, a global conglomerate attempting to put positive spin on defective breast implants, synthetic food substitutes and ecological disasters.

As Allway executives wage a battle for corporate integrity, the swimsuit shoot runs into bad luck, thanks to an alcoholic British photographer, a deranged choreographer and models with bad hair and worse attitudes. Whether posing in a loft, frolicking on a polluted beach or trampling a protected rainforest, these off-the-wall layouts lend new meaning to the term politically incorrect and create a hilarious, mean-spirited rivalry over
which model will claim the coveted title of cover girl. The gorgeous group vying for the honor includes a super-bitch supermodel, a Russian bent on sabotage, a ditsy Southern Belle, a Jewish-American princess, a militant black, and a burnt-out, former rock groupie.

Cast:
Heidi Mark (Rock Star / Baywatch / Playboy Playmate)
Oliver Muirhead (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me / National Treasure / The Social Network)
Rebeccah Bush (Growing Up Brady / Hunk)
Sandra Purpuro (24 / CSI: Miami)
Arthur Roberts (Up In Smoke)
Suzanne Lanza (Strays / Victoria’s Secret model)

Crew:
Written & Directed by Vic Davis
Producers: Vic Davis and Seth Blair (Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead)
Director of Photography: Rick Robertson (This Is Spinal Tap / American Gun / Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Music: Richard Levinson (When in Rome)

Comedy | 35mm | 83 minutes | 1997 | USA